. this is comedy news that you need to know new york. >> do it live. ♪ hot child in the city ♪ >> on saturday october 27th the sexy liberal comedy tour will perform live on stage at the world famous beacon theater. it's progressive, it's sexy -- kind of like fdr in a thong -- okay. it's nothing like that. the stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour. october 27th live at the beacon theater. >> stephanie: wow! thank you tom hartman. fdr in a thong, he's a scamp. very, very exciting. speaking of excitement this saturday the big seattle sexy liberal. also a big name on celebrity panel. >> bill gates? >> stephanie: stop speculating. it is a surprise. you want to know the extra excitement, west burrow baptist church is protesting us. won't that be fun. >> god hates that church. >> stephanie: yes, god hates the sexy liberal comedy tour. so we have to hire extra security. and i'm going to bring cream rinse. what was her name? i'm a helper. i'll bring her ovation cell therapy. she doesn't even have to go to ovation.com and type stephanie in the box. [ bell chimes ] >> stephanie: that'